tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37409003515637868142024-03-05T21:47:59.608-08:00Whatsapp KingUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740900351563786814.post-27480287983928964392016-12-17T02:17:00.002-08:002016-12-17T02:17:29.589-08:00Happy New Year Message | Whatsapp Status for New Year | Happy New Year Wishes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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आलू सड़े-सड़े, टमाटर सड़े-सड़े,</div>
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नया साल मुबारक हो आपको रजाई में परे परे.</div>
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चूहा निकला बिल से,</div>
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Happy New Year दिल से. </div>
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गाय दूध देती है लात मार के </div>
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गाय दूध देती है लात मार के ,</div>
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नया साल मुबारक हो 😜 आँख मार के.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740900351563786814.post-38029322433834228412016-12-12T02:06:00.000-08:002016-12-12T02:17:53.315-08:00Whatsapp Latest Funny Joeks | Whatsapp New Status<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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पति: हिप्नोटाइज करना क्या होता है ?</div>
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पत्नी: किसी को अपने कंट्रोल में कर के अपनी मर्ज़ी के काम करवाना.</div>
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पति: चल झूठी, उसे तो शादी कहते हैं</div>
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लड़की : मेरा जानु सो गया?</div>
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लड़का : हां</div>
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लड़की : तो फिर Reply कैसे किया बदमाश?</div>
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लड़का : मैं जानु का बाप बोल रहा हु..बहुरानी</div>
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कैप्टनः नौ-जवान आगे बढ़ो!</div>
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सभी जवान आगे बढ़ गए संता वहीं पर खड़ा रहा।</div>
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कैप्टनः तुम क्यों नहीं आगे बढ़े?</div>
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संताः आप ही ने तो कहा था कि नौ-जवान आगे बढ़ो.. …मैं तो दसवां जवान हूं!!</div>
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मंडप में दुल्हन को सिर झुकाए बैठा देख एक</div>
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बुज़ुर्ग महिला बोलीं,</div>
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“बहू कितनी सुशील और संस्कारी है, जब</div>
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से बैठी है, सिर नीचे किए हु़ये है । एक</div>
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बार भी नज़रें उठा कर नहीं देखा ।”</div>
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पीछे से आवाज़ आई,</div>
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माँजी....दुल्हन whatsapp पर online है</div>
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ससुर -- तुम दारू पियत हो</div>
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कबहु बताये नाही ॥</div>
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दामाद -- तुम्हार लडकी</div>
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खून पियत है, तुम बताय.? </div>
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नहीं पता कौन सी बात आखिरी हो;</div>
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ना जाने कौन सी मुलाक़ात आखिरी हो;</div>
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याद करके इसलिए सोते हैं सब को;</div>
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ना जाने ज़िन्दगी में कौन सी रात आखिरी हो।</div>
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शुभ रात्रि!</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740900351563786814.post-52480771576975219282015-09-09T12:20:00.000-07:002015-09-09T12:20:29.719-07:00Best Whatsapp Status | Best Whatsapp Status In Hindi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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कुछ लोगो की ज़िन्दगी का मकसद</div>
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फेसबुक में टैग कर कर के</div>
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और Whatsapp में ढाई km लंबे मेसेज भेज भेज कर</div>
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सामने वाले की ज़िन्दगी में ज़हर बो देना है। </div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740900351563786814.post-64597246064552905822015-09-09T12:12:00.000-07:002015-09-09T12:12:58.902-07:00Whatsapp Status For Friends | Whatsapp Status Funny | Whatsapp Status<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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एक दिल टूटे हुए लड़के का स्टेटस:</div>
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डिब्बे में डिब्बा,</div>
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डिब्बे में केक,</div>
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एक लड़की ADD हुई थी वो भी,</div>
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फेक... </div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740900351563786814.post-62852449264092170052015-09-09T11:58:00.000-07:002015-09-09T12:05:21.543-07:00Whatsapp Status | Whatsapp Sad Status | Funny Whatsapp Status<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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टीचर-- एक टोकरी में 10 आम थे</div>
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3 सड़ गए तो कितने आम रहे।</div>
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छात्र-- 10</div>
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टीचर-- वह कैसे?</div>
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छात्र-- जो सड़ गए वो भी तो आम ही रहेंगे।</div>
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सड़ने से केले थोड़ी बन जायेंगे।</div>
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वह छात्र आज एडमिन है </div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740900351563786814.post-72221118282547031812015-09-09T11:28:00.000-07:002015-09-09T11:29:27.837-07:00Whatsapp Funny SMS | Whatsapp Latest Hindi SMS <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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एक लड़का गोलगप्पे वाले से:</div>
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"भाई साहब, ये इंजिनियरिंग कॉलेज कैसा है.. ???"</div>
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गोलगप्पे वाला:</div>
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"ज़बरदस्त है मैने भी</div>
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इंजिनियरिंग यही से की है</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740900351563786814.post-39108887429065100092015-05-01T05:26:00.000-07:002015-05-01T05:26:17.753-07:00Whatsapp Funny SMS In Hindi | Status In Hindi For Whatsapp<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Restorent Me Le Gya ,</div>
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Wetar Ne Puch Kya Chahiye?</div>
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Ladki Boli- Sabjiyon Wali Gujiya Chahiye,</div>
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Wetar - Ye Kya Hota Hai,</div>
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Ladka Bola - Biharan Hai MoMOS Mang Rahi hai.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740900351563786814.post-41421517040207726002015-04-29T04:29:00.002-07:002015-04-29T04:29:32.074-07:00Top 10 Status For Whatsapp | Whatsapp Hindi Status One Line<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Bas Yahi Soch Kar Har Tapish Me Jalta Aaya Hun,</div>
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Dhoop Kitni Bhi Tez Ho Samandar Nahi Sukha Karte.</div>
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Log To Bewazah Hi Kharidte Hai Aaine,</div>
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Aakh Band Kar Ke Bhi Apni Asliyat Jani Ja Sakti hai.</div>
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Daal Se Tode Gye Fool Ne Has Kar Ye Kaha,</div>
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Achcha Hona Bhi Buri Bat Hai Es Duniya Me.</div>
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The future depends on what we do in the present.</div>
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Apni Jeet Ka Itna Gumaan Na Kar Bekhabar,</div>
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Shahar Me Teri Jeet Se Jyada Meri Haar Ke Charche Hai.</div>
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Nobody Cares That Your Life Sucks Right Now,</div>
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Suck It Up,And Make Better Choices.</div>
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Never Raise Your Voice Just Improve The Quality of Your Argument.</div>
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Sometimes All You Need is Imagination,</div>
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All The Time You Need Execution.</div>
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Aur Kitne Imtehan Lega Waqt Tu,</div>
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Zindagi Meri Hai To Marji Teri Kyu.</div>
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Ye Mohabbat Ka Bandhan Bhi Kitna Ajib Hota Hai,</div>
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Mil Jaye To Baten Lambi,</div>
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Aur Bichad Jaye To Yaden Lambi.</div>
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Us Ek Chehre Ne Hamen Tanha Kar Diya Warna,</div>
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Hum To Apne Aap Me Hi Ek Mahfil Hua Karte The.</div>
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">Admin </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">पर बिजली का तार गिर गया.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Admin </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">तड़प तड़प के मरने ही वाला था कि</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">अचानक...........</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">उसे याद आया बिजली तो </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">2 </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">दिन से बंद है.</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">वापस उठकर</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">हँसते हुए बोला</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;">,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">धुआं</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">हद हो गयी</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">.</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740900351563786814.post-77175518082417234462015-04-28T03:22:00.000-07:002015-04-28T03:22:03.128-07:00Whatsapp Best Funny Status | Whatsapp Funny Shayari<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">एक वकील को जॉब नही मिली तो उसने क्लिनिक खोला और
बाहर लिखा -</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">'' </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">तीन सौ रूपये मे ईलाज करवाये। ईलाज नही हुआ तो एक हजार
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">एक पुलिस वाले ने सोचा कि एक हजार रूपये कमाने का
अच्छा मौका है।</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">वो क्लिनिक पर गया और बोला :</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">मुझे किसी भी चीज का स्वाद नही आता है</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">वकील : मुबारक हो आपको टेस्ट महसूस हो गया। लाओ तीन
सौ रूपये</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">कुछ दिन बाद फिर वापिस गया पुराने पैसे वसूलने</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">मरीज ( पुलिस वाला ) : लेकिन वो दवा तो जुबान की
टेस्ट के लिए है</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">वकील : ये लो तुम्हारी याददास्त भी वापस आ गई। लाओ
तीन सौ रुपए।</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">पुलिस वाला -मेरी नजर कम हो गई है</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">वकील - इसकी दवाई मेरे पास नहीं है। लो एक हजार
रुपये।</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">अगर मेरी दारु की बोतल तोड़ी होती तो तेरी माँ चोद देता</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">.</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">जँहा </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">विशवास के साथ</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">सील" बंद मिलती है।</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">एमबीबीएस के स्टूडेंट अपनी पहली शरीर रचना विज्ञान (</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;">Anatomy) </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">की क्लास में थे
।</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">वे सब सर्जरी टेबल के चारों खडे थे ! टेबल पर एक मृत
कुत्ते का शरीर अच्छी हालत में पड़ा हुआ था ।</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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डाली म और अपने मुंह में डालकर चखा ।</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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बाद एक ने शुरु किया तो सभी ने एक एक करके अपनी ऊंगली कुत्ते की नाक में डाली और
चखा ।</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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कहा :</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;">"</span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">सब से महत्वपूर्ण बात है </span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;">Observation </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">यानी ध्यान
पूर्वक देखना !</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">मैंने कुत्ते की नाक में अपनी बीच वाली ऊंगली डाली थी
पर चखा पहली वाली ऊंगली को था ।</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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ध्यान कैसे देना है !सारे स्टूडेंट मन ही मन चिल्ला उठे : हरामखोर !कमिना !! साला
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">संता - क्यूँ खोलू </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">?</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">पुलिस - कुछ बात करनी हैं </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">|</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">संता : तुम लोग कितने हो </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">|</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">पुलिस : हम ३ हैं </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">|</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">संता : तो सालों आपस में बात कर लो</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">मेरे</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Excuse me - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">हरे सुन त</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Let him go - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">जाए दे सारे के</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Fast - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">हरहराय के</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Smooth - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">चिक्कन</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Ladies - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">मेहरारु</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Father - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">बाउ</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Resolved - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">सलट गयल</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Slapping - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">काने के निच्चे चप्प से</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Let's go - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">चल सारे</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Go - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">जो कि ताकत का हउए</span><span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Wife - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">मेहर</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Come here - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">एहर आव त</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Same to same - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">एकदम ओईसनै</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Sunlight - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">घाम</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Go There - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">होहर जो</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Very- </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">चाँप के</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Bed - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">खटिया</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Gate - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">केवाड़ी</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Neck - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">लोला</span><span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">फेफा</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Knee - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">ठेहुन</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Finger - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">अंगुरी</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Animal - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">डांगर</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Rat - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">मूस</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Sugarcane - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">ऊँख...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Smartly done - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">गर्दा उड़ा देला हो</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">Ek dum naya hai....</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740900351563786814.post-27089767679342446212015-04-13T13:00:00.002-07:002015-04-13T13:00:21.144-07:00Whatsapp Latest Funny Joeks | Whatsapp Funny Joeks In Hindi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">एक मुर्गा अपने मालिक को</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">खिङकी से बैठा देख रहा था।</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">मालिक बहुत बीमार था</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">मालिक</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span></div>
</span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">की पत्नी उसके बगल में बैठी थी।</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">पत्नी बोली : आपको बहुत तेज़</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">बुखार है मै आपके लिए</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">चिकन सूप बना लाती हूँ।</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">इतना सुनते ही मुर्गे के तोते</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">उङ गये।</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">मुर्गा बोला : बहन जी एक बार</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">क्रोसिन दे कर भी देख लो।</span></div>
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">एक बार</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">एक किसान का घोडा बीमार हो गया। उसने उसके इलाज के लिए</span></div>
</span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">डॉक्टर को बुलाया।</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">डॉक्टर ने घोड़े का अच्छे से मुआयना किया और बोला</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">"</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">आपके घोड़े को काफी गंभीर</span></div>
</span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">बीमारी है। हम तीन दिन</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">तक इसे दवाई देकर देखते हैं</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">अगर यह ठीक</span></div>
</span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">हो गया तो ठीक नहीं तो हमें इसे</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">मारना होगा। क्योंकि यह बीमारी दूसरे</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">जानवरों में भी फ़ैल सकती है।"</span></div>
</span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">यह सब बातें पास में खड़ा एक</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">बकरा भी सुन रहा था।</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">अगले दिन डॉक्टर आया</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">उसने घोड़े को
दवाई दी चला गया। उसके</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">जाने के बाद बकरा घोड़े के पास गया और बोला</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, "</span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">उठो दोस्त</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">हिम्मत</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">करो</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">नहीं तो यह तुम्हें मार देंगे।"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">दूसरे दिन डॉक्टर फिर आया और दवाई देकर चला गया।</span></div>
</span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><div style="text-align: center;">
<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">बकरा फिर घोड़े के पास आया और बोला</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, "</span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">दोस्त तुम्हें</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">उठना ही होगा। हिम्मत</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">करो नहीं तो तुम मारे जाओगे। मैं</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">तुम्हारी मदद करता हूँ। चलो उठो"</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">तीसरे दिन जब डॉक्टर आया तो किसान से बोला</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, "</span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">मुझे अफ़सोस</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">है कि हमें इसे मारना</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">पड़ेगा क्योंकि कोई भी सुधार नज़र नहीं आ</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">रहा।"</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">जब वो वहाँ से गए तो बकरा घोड़े के पास फिर आया और बोला</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, "</span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">देखो दोस्त</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">तुम्हारे लिए</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">अब करो या मरो वाली स्थिति बन गयी है।</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">अगर तुम आज भी नहीं उठे तो कल तुम मर</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">जाओगे। इसलिए हिम्मत करो। हाँ</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">बहुत अच्छे। थोड़ा
सा और</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">तुम</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">कर सकते हो। शाबाश</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">अब भाग कर देखो</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">तेज़ और
तेज़।"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">इतने में किसान वापस आया तो उसने देखा कि उसका घोड़ा भाग रहा
है।</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">वो ख़ुशी से झूम उठा</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">और सब घर वालों को इकट्ठा कर के चिल्लाने लगा</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, "</span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">चमत्कार हो गया।</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">मेरा घोडा ठीक हो गया। हमें जश्न मनाना चाहिए।आज</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">बकरे का गोश्त खायेंगे।"</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">शिक्षा :- </span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">Management </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">को कभी नही पता
होता कि कौनसा </span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">employee</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">काम कर रहा है .</span></div>
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">PK Style Whether Ka Haal</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">.</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">मौसम एकदम लूल होई गवा है...।</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">बोले तो..</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">ससुरा कभी गरमी लगत है</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">तो कभी ठण्डा...</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">काउनो फिरकी ले रहा है</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">हम लोगन का...</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">इ </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">wrong </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">नंबर है...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">ई गोल पर मौसम का काउनो भरोसा ही नाहीं...</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">एक तो ठण्डा ऊपर से</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">इ ससुरा बारिश..</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">हम तो कनफुजिया गया हूँ...</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">की साला </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">Sweatar </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">पहनू या </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 107%;">Raincoat...</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">एक बार मोदी लालू और नीतीश जी एक बगीचे में घूमने गए.</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">बाहर एक बोर्ड लगा हुआ था</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, </span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">जिस पर लिखा हुआ था कि</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">जो आदमी पहले जो
फल तोड़ेगा उसे वो फल निगलना होगा.</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">उन लोगों ने बोर्ड नहीं पढ़ा और बगीचे में घुस
गए.....</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">मोदी जी ने सबसे पहले एक बेर तोड़ा.</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">तुरंत एक पहरेदार</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-size: 9.5pt;">आया और बोला सर
अब आप को ये फल निगलना होगा.</span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">मोदी जी ने बेर को निगल लिया.</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">थोड़ा आगे जाकर लालू जी ने एक सेब तोड़ा.....</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 9.5pt;">पहरेदार बोला सर ये सेब अब आपको निगलना होगा.....</span></div>
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">"2 </span><span lang="HI" style="color: #222222; font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 9.5pt;">रुपया में गुलाब लेबु का "</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9.5pt;"> </span></div>
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Sharma ji रेडियो लेकर खेत में पोट्टी करने जा रहा था...</div>
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Verma ji...रेडिओ लेकर क्यों जा रहे हो..</div>
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Sharma ji...गाना सुनते हुए मज़े से करुगा...</div>
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वापसी में....</div>
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Verma ji...आज तो मज़े से की होगी....</div>
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Sharma ji...खाक मज़े से की</div>
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शुरू ही की थी के.......</div>
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"जन गन मन" शुरू हो गया...खड़े-खड़े ही करनी पड़ी.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740900351563786814.post-19164289536116053972015-04-07T00:04:00.000-07:002015-04-07T00:04:17.211-07:00Whatsapp Latest Funny Story | Whatsapp Funny Massage In Hindi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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एक महिला को मुंबई</div>
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में नौकरी मिल गई।</div>
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वह अकेली ही नौकरी ज्वाइन करने</div>
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पहुंची,</div>
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वहां कंपनी ने उसे रहने के लिए एक</div>
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फ्लैट भी दे दिया।</div>
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महिला ने सोचा कि अपने</div>
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पति को सूचना दे दूं</div>
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ताकि उन्हें चिंता न हो, उसने पति के</div>
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लिए</div>
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मोबाइल में एसएमएस लिखा परन्तु</div>
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गलती से</div>
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गलत नंबर पर भेज दिया।</div>
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जिस आदमी को वह एसएमएस</div>
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मिला उसकी पत्नी गुजर गई थी और</div>
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वह</div>
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अभी-अभी अंतिम संस्कार करके</div>
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लौटा था।</div>
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एसएमएस पढ़ते ही वह आदमी बेहोश</div>
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हो गया और उसे अस्पताल में</div>
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भर्ती कराना पड़ा।</div>
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एसएमएस में लिखा था -</div>
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मैं सही-सलामत पहुंच गई हूं</div>
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और</div>
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यहां रहने के लिए अच्छी जगह</div>
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भी मिल</div>
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गई</div>
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है.....</div>
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आप बिलकुल चिंता मत करना बस</div>
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दो दिन में ही आपको भी बुला लूंगी।</div>
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आपकी पत्नी</div>
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रेलवे toilet में लिखा था :- दुनिया चाँद पे पहुंच गयी और तू यही बैठा है !!</div>
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बन्नै खान ने अपना दिमाग लगाया और नीचे लिखा :- </div>
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चाँद पे पानी नहीं इसलिए वापस आया था , बस धो के जा ही रिया हूँ |</div>
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